dragon whip

The act of having a first thrust of the penis into the vagina so hard that it has the power of a dragon and the sexual pain that a whip delivers. Having a good dragon whip can lead to very pleasing sex afterwards.

Nathan: So how was sex with Gina yesterday?
Ricky: It was great considering a hit her with a nasty dragon whip
Nathan: Nice

by Sitykid5 July 4, 2016

ready whip

A penis that is ready to ejaculate at a moments notice.

My man has a true case of ready whip, ready to blow anytime I need it to.

by Corvieus April 22, 2017

cheese whip

When you grab a can of spray cheese and move it around wildly while depressing the nozzle, forming a briefly enjoyable ribbon of cheese through the air.

"Best back off there Mr. Ritz cracker, I cheese whip you! Yes. Satisfying. Mildly satisfying. "

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017

Yarn whip

A whip made of yarn

Guy 1: That dude just tried to whip me with his yarn whip

Guy 2: He should get a more effective whip

by BinaryClock July 11, 2017

Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.

Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!

by Role-Model December 15, 2018

Slupsky whip crack

The environment of gentle fear and strong work ethic that defines life in the Slupsky research laboratory.

After a morning of the infamous Slupsky whip crack we headed to the local Chinese buffet for a platter of beige delights

by dudessendnudes June 6, 2019

Watery whip

Watery whip song by Mob Killaz is when you drive a sick whip to the point it's so fire it starts to be watery, getting the name watery whip.
watery whip, in the watery whip bitches, sucking my dick yeh.
Only cool people have watery whip

*Porshe passes by* "You see that car, that's a watery whip I bet he gets his dick sucked every night"

by Watery drip November 24, 2019