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vagina monster

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss
sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!
by remah August 22, 2006
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vibrating vagina

The act of inserting a vibrator into a woman’s ass then having vaginal sex. Due to the close proximity of the vibrator and the male organ the result is a vagina that vibrates like an adult novelty toy. The most common vibrator for this act is an Easter egg with variable speed remote control. Performed as part of a specific series of acts it is known as a vegetarian delight.
When things get a little dull I like to break out the vibrating vagina for fun.
by 141 Colony July 20, 2008
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Vagina

If you have one you're never wrong.
She has a vagina, therefore she is never wrong.
by stud_muffin March 31, 2015
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kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.
Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::
by Tito March 14, 2004
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Vagina Melt Sandwich

The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.
Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.
by Ryan J B September 25, 2005
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Vagina

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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vagina

my vagina smells like sugarcane but taste like flowers
by i love vag May 27, 2009
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