twitterpated

To be in absolute aww over something improtant such as a girl. Head over heels in love with that one person and loveing every single moment of it. or to care greatly for one person that you perhapes like.

the girl is so twitterpated when the boy suprised her with flowers.

by lilopie4ya May 21, 2006

Twitterpating

Twittering while in love; Twittering to/about someone/something you love

Sara is often twitterpating about her boyfriend

by EmotionlessBlue January 23, 2010

Twitterpated

Becoming constipated after using Twitter for long durations of time, or too often.

Bob: "I spent fifteen hours on Twitter, and now I feel really constipated."
Joe: "Dude, you're Twitterpated!

by Andremeria September 9, 2014

stan twitter

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers, oh and they’re probably either gay or depressed.

wow i can’t believe literal teenagers on stan twitter are doing more for BLM than widely popular celebrities with giant influences.

by cloudykindnes June 1, 2020

Twitterpatter

(v) when you are with that special someone and words or actions occur to make your heart skip a beat.

A: "you have the most beautiful eyes ever."
B: *twitterpatter*

by KaitlynEva February 23, 2009

Twitter

verb, noun

1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.

2. Female masturbation.

3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.

4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.

5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.

6. A mood elevator.

Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.

by justanotherdirtymind September 10, 2009

Twitter

To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.

She twittered my penis and made spiderwebs all over her face.

by juicy.king April 19, 2009