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Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
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turkey

the blubber under your chin, fun to grab,pull, and play with.
Grandpa Maurice has a great turkey
by maxpost@AOL.COM May 13, 2005
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turkey

A movie or album that had lackluster sales and is wack.
Swept Away was a complete turkey.

Blood In My Eye had some good beats, otherwise it's a turkey ass record.
by Omega Death December 5, 2003
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Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles
hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings
by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002
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Turkey Baby

Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.
After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"
by Jenna-na-na December 26, 2007
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Lazer Turkey

A balance specced pvp druid from wow. They are refered to this because they pew their wrath lazer in pvp and machine gun people down.
Kov: Whatcha gunna do tonight?
Pizo: Gunna level my lazer turkey.
by kovenant675 October 29, 2008
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Sneaky Turkey

A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.
After giving this chick a sneaky turkey her vag smelled like Thanksgiving.
by TC/JK June 9, 2009
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