Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.
by BeardSalad August 23, 2023
Get the Turkish Saloon mug.The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bath mug.The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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by Anonymous81638 November 5, 2020
Get the Turkish mamba mug.When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally
Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore
by Smurfskii January 22, 2021
Get the Turkish Orangutan mug.When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll
by Clem cadiddlehopper January 27, 2021
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