turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009

Turkish Tumble

The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.

We did the turkish tumble down 10 flights of stairs

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Turpin

1. A person who writes eloquent nonfiction, usually about fiction or poetry; a person known to publish critical articles and books. 2. A quiet, intelligent personality who writes. 3. Smart, gifted, expressive, articulate.

She was a turpin for Random House, known to produce significant volumes of criticism on modern poetry.

Because of the high recommendations by his previous employers, the company hired him as the Managing Turpin in the Editorial Division.

When I grow up, I want to be a turpin so I can be a famous critic.

by Standing Orders October 11, 2004

Tucking in the Corners

Making sure that all aspects are covered. Similar to "ducks in a row".

John wants us to go over this project together, to make sure we are tucking in the corners.

by Stevieb23432 August 2, 2007

Thurkin it

v. to jerk it. to jerk off. to rub one out. to crank it.

Dave was just thurkin it when I walked into the room today.

by Asian Sloth December 18, 2008

Tucking The Flabby

tucking a flabby,wagon,or erection you might have into your waist.

"Steve was just "tucking the flabby".

by bbergy23 January 2, 2009

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010