Tristaned

To be betrayed or played so hard your only option is to retreat home and indulge in extreme self care — Repeatedly (2-3 Times)

“After that disaster of a date with Jane, dude was Tristaned fr”

by thatsepic October 28, 2025

Tristan

Least whimsical and chalant person you will ever meet has zero aura not tuff at all 0% cool

tristan: Hi i am tristan

everyone else: Not whimsical.

by jsakdhaiwudshajknmsda November 26, 2025

Tristan-sexual

Since Tristan is just the sexiest guy in the world, he deserves his own sexuality. A tristan-sexual is anyone who is overly obsessed with the thought of Tristan's enormous cock pulsing and filling their insides with his hot steamy load, causing their insides to burst.

" I'm a Tristan-Sexual and I just can't wait to be filled by the Big T.

by Bleepisboy442 December 23, 2025

Tristan

Someone who is part of the LGBTQ community. Mostly like people named Dominick.

Why such a tristan?

by JCisSmart March 14, 2025

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Tristan

Someone who has a long ass neck

Wow did you see Tristan today, his neck is really long

by Lankyjoker June 7, 2024

Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024