Tristan

An absolute chad with a massive cock

Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'

by guccicoochygooch September 5, 2021

tristagraph

a paragraph from someone that is more detailed in spelling, word choice and grammar than the queens speech.

oh no i might get a tristagraph.

by ashleasephton September 10, 2021

tristagraph

getting a nasty paragraph from someone you know using posher words and very good grammar, almost as good as something you would hear in court.

i got tristagraphed.

by snatchedbyaash September 11, 2021

tristan

hes someone that i will love forever

hes laugh is so weird but i love it everything about him i love everyone gets the wrong image about him thinking hes a gangsta or scary but in reality hes a simp loving caring and allover amazing hes also a asshole sometimes. he left me because of what pepole would think im still trying to get over him3 months later still love him to peices tho<3

friend: tristan is so scary omg
me: why would u say that hes actually a really good guy so stop judging him ffs

by thepinkjellybean September 12, 2021

Traistaru

Un tip care se indragosteste din 2 in 2 zile, e devastat cand fata "visurilor lui" ii zice nu deoarece ei vorbesc doar de sub o saptamana, si dupa devine depresiv

Ai vazut cat de repede se indragosteste retardatul de Traistaru?

by Bruh5678910 September 19, 2021

tristan

tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed

girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape

girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad

by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021

tristan

the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person

omg he’s a tristan

by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021