Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 08, 2013

total up

Add

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.

by booziebobeep August 08, 2017

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos November 08, 2007

total fugazi

absolutely one hundred percent FAKE

undisputed bs

Wiseguy slang

Joeys Rolex? TOTAL FUGAZI

by trenbraaah May 10, 2022

totally

means definitely not in text speak

i’m totally fine

by djnwiek187382 September 25, 2021

totally rad brah

An awfully cringe term that makes anyone hate you.

“WHOA DUDE THATS totally rad brah!”
“…”

by Dsdavfrbgtnnfgh5(6((: June 03, 2022

Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 20, 2011