totaled

when the pimply faced boy gets drunk and crashes his parents car until you can never have seent that it was a fucking buick

he totaled the car and his dad killed him.

by asian September 8, 2003

Total Welfare Sweep

Said by Welfarists when the Welfare Party of Sordland experiences gains in elections.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Luka Markus won 47% of the Popular Vote?"
Welfarist: "TWS (Total Welfare Sweep)"

by Sheauteroux July 21, 2025

Totally magotally

Embarrassing way to try and say “totally” when you’re trying to be original

You are totally magotally a fag

by Secreat November 6, 2022

That Totally Will Smiths

When something slaps; often more then it has right to

Yo, Have you ever heard the theme to the 1990s X-Men The Animated Series, That Totally Will Smiths

by Idsylum541 February 19, 2024

A total Ian

The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.

Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!

by BingoPer48 December 3, 2018

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!

"He is a total Splosh!"

by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014