Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

toren

lorens evil twin

i thought i was talking to loren but it was really toren.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

tope

1. A fucking legend for turning .20 into a lot of bread

2. Someone who creates a comfortable surrounding for in which sexing up can occur.

I am really horny, so I think i will sex someone up on tope's couch/in the backseat of his car while he is in a very close proximity to me.

by guywithlargemember February 23, 2005

topper

In referring to gay relationships, or gay male prostitutes.

The "man" in the relationship is usually known as a "topper". He doesn't suck dick, just gets his dick sucked……….. By dudes. Still a fag.

Brian claims to only be a topper. Anyway you look at it, he's still a fag.

by JT!!!! March 20, 2008

torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

by 1235 March 30, 2007