toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

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Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

by spencer vg. October 16, 2007

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Toilet Ninja

Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet

" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"

by The Firezombie June 24, 2008

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Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.

I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

by Phast January 8, 2009

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Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.

Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?

by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010

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