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Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o
Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o
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Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.
mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?
by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005
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Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"
by Aimee February 4, 2005
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Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.
"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"
by Hybride February 19, 2005
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Toaster

Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.
I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.
I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.
by anonymous December 27, 2020
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French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
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