throw the baby in the pool

To just jump right to it

“Well Jen sometimes you’ve gotta just throw the baby in the pool when it comes to guys”

by Queer ears November 17, 2017

pool cleaner

One who removes cum from a lint filled belly button.

Yo, remember that time steve pool cleaned that nasty chick.

by Anthony D December 31, 2004

Chlorine in the gene pool

Expression used when someone dies doing something stupid. Can alternatively be used for the deaths of people deemed unworthy of reproduction.

Likens the dead to microbes in a metaphorical gene pool, chlorine being a chemical used to kill microbes in actual pools.

“Did you hear about the robber who got killed robbing a 7-Eleven with a fake gun?” “More chlorine in the gene pool, huh”

by Simpsmasher January 10, 2021

Persian Pool Party

Ear Sex. The act of having sex with the ear canal.

Arya gave Lauren a persian pool party and now she is deaf in one ear.

by chode messiah December 14, 2008

All up in the pool

The act of being so wet.

"I'm so wet.. All up in the pool."

by Sco t t May 21, 2009

Drop the kids at-the Pool

to take a dump or a shit

Wait for me, I am just going to drop the kids at-the pool

by Jimmy Gardner December 11, 2007

pool table chunks

When someone who is filthy fucking drunk is at the bar and has had too much to drink and now needs to barf but doesn't think he can make it to the bathroom so he just decides to blow chunks into one of the pockets on the pool table.

We should have never let that drunken motherfucker into our bar. He broke one of our stools with his fat fucking ass and made pool table chunks after taking a six pack from our fridge and sitting down and drinking the whole fucking thing himself.

by cantbetheking August 30, 2013