fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021

Pigged out

Typically used by scousers meaning eaten a lot

Nah mate I can’t move I’ve proper pigged out you know?

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

Lamborguinea pig

Someone who tests out Lamborghini's

The lamborguinea pig drives the Lamborghini very well so it's a good car to sell on the market.

by mooffoom March 5, 2015

pig shagger

Someone who has sex with a pig

David Cameron is a pig shagger

by Darmtoerist November 30, 2016

corporate pig

a greedy person, generally an investor or a rich person. it usually hints that a person's greed is going to end up in a huge disaster.

"just shut up you corporate pig"

by Yaku sama March 1, 2022

slick pig

The act of having unprotected intercourse with an obese woman

I slick pigged with this chick last night and now I have type-2 diabetes.

by chris_t_w May 1, 2018

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017