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Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.
squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play
by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
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Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
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Squeeze out the tuna

Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.
by Anevilnoyes March 29, 2023
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squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.
by Travisty51 October 22, 2017
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Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit
by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020
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Skull Squeeze

The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.
Hey baby, you do wanna do the ol’skull squeeze?
by TheBenporer May 28, 2022
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MAGA-Squeeze-Box

A submissive gullible individual and member of the American MAGA cult who is devoted to Donald Trump, and who unwittingly allows him to play them like the pussy squeeze box that they are. It should be noted that as Maga-Squeeze-Boxes are simultaneously being played, Donald and his friends in the ‘Billionaires Blowing Billionaires Club’ laugh and dance to the cacophony of these millions of dumb instruments while they enrich themselves and dismantle America’s constitution, democracy, justice system, and freedoms.
There’s no point in arguing with a MAGA-Squeeze-Box as they are impervious to both logic and factual information. Go sweep a dirt road instead.
by RowBow February 5, 2025
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