I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."
by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019
Get the muff bumpermug. A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.
Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.
by Bone Hane June 15, 2010
Get the Muff Puddlermug. by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012
Get the Muff Muzzlemug. by Craig and Simon November 9, 2006
Get the muff darmug. When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!
by jessii666 January 27, 2010
Get the Cherry-Muff-Inmug. The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.
I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."
by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009
Get the [Muff Assassins]mug. by Fratty Dan April 27, 2006
Get the muff paddlingmug.