flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

flat screen shawty

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.

"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"

by chefan93 October 4, 2009

Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

flat leave

to get stoned with someone and then leave in the middle of the session with little or no warning. usually creating trouble or sudden paranoia for the one being left

in the movie dogma in the train scene the two potheads from clerks accussed the angels of flatleaving flat leave

by gangbangmasingil July 12, 2006

flat track bully

A sportsperson or sports team who dominate inferior opposition, but who cannot beat top-level opponents

"What do you think of Silviniaco Conti's chances in the Gold Cup?"
"Nah, no chance. He's a flat track bully!"

by JoshPearson10 February 4, 2016

flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

by Paisley Wilde June 9, 2011