good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018

bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕠𝕜 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕘𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕗 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝔽𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾

bless the beef

stopping some arguing

by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Blessed

Synonymous to weird

They said I was Blessed.
So they called you weird?

by your friend ahaha February 2, 2022

Blessing

Blessing is a blessing indeed your mom named you right

OMG BLESSING TEXTED ME IM BLESSED

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022