All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!
*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
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Friend: I’m looking to rescue an animal from a place that truly love them
Me: you have to go to Shore Saves!
Me: you have to go to Shore Saves!
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by Firefighter Johnson February 23, 2016
Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.
by Doc Rich June 27, 2013