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sex ed teacher 

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
sex ed teacher by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016

grade teacher 

a teacher who teaches all subjects in a class. Grade teachers usually teach in pre-primary and primary classes.
She has been a grade teacher for years.

fuck teacher 

A teacher who hangs out with all the girls that act like they are 21.
"Oml that's the fuck teacher Mr.Samuels !

"Ik that teacher flirts with all the pretty girls"

History Teacher

A history teacher teaches you pointless but interesting things, but you will never use them. But if you can get on who wants to be a millionaire you will win as it’s full of pointless information and facts. Thank your history teacher for the 1,000,000 when you win.
Thanks history teacher for the 1,000,000’
History Teacher by x•x June 11, 2020

Math teacher 

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
Math teacher by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020

The Best Teacher Ever 

Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.

The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.

You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!

Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!

Teacher: ...

awkward..!
The Best Teacher Ever by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

sped teacher 

A very ugly looking turkey with a flabber old wrinkle neck who checks on sped kids in the christian school but generally does not do her job and fucking makes us do work
"FUCK sped teacher is here"
sped teacher by 123gaysub August 21, 2018