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Tart-Daddy

The opposite of a sugar daddy.

An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
I don't want to have an actual job... I want to be a Tart-Daddy.
by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023
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toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
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Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.
John and joe shared a poop tart
by nvaorhn May 3, 2023
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cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.
Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.
by Stephrie August 22, 2023
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
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Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.
Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.
by Judas Cross March 16, 2020
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Tart

A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.
Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!
by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020
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