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take a toilet

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!
by mangusforeal June 18, 2006
mugGet the take a toiletmug.

taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

See taking the piss
From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"
by Student54 February 1, 2016
mugGet the taking the proverbialmug.

take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary
My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.
by Mower420 March 28, 2020
mugGet the take it in the assmug.

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the taking a hundredmug.

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
by mrt3a May 14, 2011
mugGet the taking the mousemug.

taking a slash

Act of urinating, or taking a slash after many beers with your mates
Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash
by ss123 February 11, 2014
mugGet the taking a slashmug.

take a wazzard

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
mugGet the take a wazzardmug.

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