take a toilet

to take a crap. to take a poop.

Wooo-Dallas! Do I EVER need to take a toilet! Them pigskins done eat my colon to pieces!

by mangusforeal June 18, 2006

take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary

My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.

by Mower420 March 28, 2020

taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.

Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

Take rope

Smoke marijuana.

You take rope?

by ropedope April 1, 2012

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011

Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.

"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."

by Ookamibito February 17, 2008

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009