taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.

Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary

My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.

by Mower420 March 28, 2020

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011

taking a slash

Act of urinating, or taking a slash after many beers with your mates

Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash

by ss123 February 11, 2014

Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.

"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."

by Ookamibito February 17, 2008

Take a Doth

The act of deficating.

Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.

by eapounderini September 8, 2010