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take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary
My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.
by Mower420 March 28, 2020
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taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.
Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.
by KSkrilla January 23, 2011
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Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
by RIPSHITnBUST June 29, 2011
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Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
by Vincs33333333 December 4, 2020
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take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.
It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.
by backotruck October 28, 2013
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Take a Doth

The act of deficating.
Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.
by eapounderini September 8, 2010
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take a wazzard

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
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