Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
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"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."
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taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

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From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"
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'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
Are you taking the mouse??!!
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Take a Doth

The act of deficating.
Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.
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