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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
mugGet the smoke takemug.

taking a dip

To swim; to take a dip in a body of water.
- I'm taking a dip, you coming?
- No, the water is way too cold.
by Sewil1 October 1, 2018
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take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.
It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.
by backotruck October 28, 2013
mugGet the take a sitmug.

Take a Biden

To take a massive dump so big you have to flush 80 million times.
by Vincs33333333 December 4, 2020
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Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
by RIPSHITnBUST June 29, 2011
mugGet the Taking a Sitmug.

taking a slash

Act of urinating, or taking a slash after many beers with your mates
Man 1 "hey iv had to many beers, i need to take slash"
Man 2 "pussy broke the seal now hes taking a slash
by ss123 February 11, 2014
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taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
by mrt3a May 14, 2011
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