tit fuck

To have sex with a small bird often blue or yellow in color

i am going to fuck that tit!

by gub April 21, 2005

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Tit Stew

A wholesome, nutritious stew best served all the time. It is comprised of menstrual juices of Norweigan virgins, along with grade A+ Siberian Thunder Tit. By bringing the juices to a boil, simply chop the thunder tits up to 1/8 inch thick pieces and let simmer for 18 hours. When thunder tit slices prune up and the nipple secret a yellowish white liquid do not be alarmed this is just rancid tit milk, the tits are now done. Next, preheat oven to 10 degrees celsius.... Now take the tits out of the menstrual juices and place in baking pan with two cans of cream of cunt and add breadcrumbs, bake in oven for 2 min. and 16.3 seconds, remove and serve... goes good with a twat and tonic.

HEY MOM! Where is the left over tit stew?

by satchel_page April 30, 2010

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tit head

a total loser that has no control over anything

"that tony blair's a real tit head"

by stuart duncan March 25, 2005

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Tit Pop

The female half of mid-nineties 'Brit Pop' music genre

Who was your favourite Tit Pop band? Either Elastica, Sleeper, Garbage, Republica or Echo Belly.

by Chris Butler November 14, 2007

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Tit Mongrel

One with long hair who jews everyone and craves tits like a wild animal.

Hey dumbass stop being such a tit mongrel.

Women aren't all but tits you tit mongrel.

Why do you jew everyone...you slap and hit eveyone all the time you fucking tit mongrel.

Shave your hair you tit mongrel.

by dr.dumbasss January 11, 2008

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