vegan blowjob

noun; to perform fellatio to completion (ejaculation of recipient) without swallowing or in any way consuming ejaculate, resulting from said fellatio

God, she only gives vegan blowjobs!

by digital.ghost January 23, 2015

Spot the Vegan

A pitiful game meat eater shitbags invented to mock people with morals.
Because they can't beat into their tiny skulls the facts presented by vegans about animal suffering, they comment 'spot the vegan' to signal their crew of carnists that there is somebody disturbing their bacon infused arteries with infallible logic.
The opposite of 'Spot the carnist'

A: My stake is cooking, so juicy, I killed my baby calf myself, it was a feisty one.
B: Found the carnist. Spot the vegan.
C: Found the vegan.

by christballs987 March 16, 2016

Vegan Supremacy

Vegans who believe that veganism is superior to all other lifestyles, expressing usually extreme hatred towards non vegans.

A small minority who support vegan supremacy taints the lifestyle.

by PetyaFan666 April 22, 2021

I'm vegan

Something vegans say. It indicates that they are, in fact, vegan.

"I'm vegan," I said.
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."

by Hogtrude Parker July 18, 2021

spiritual vegan

Someone who does not consume animals souls but rather their flesh only.

Dylan is a spiritual vegan, he loves animals

by nbb2010 August 12, 2017

Tech-Vegan

Someone who goes out of his/her way to support open-source software, and would never use proprietary technology if he/she has the option not to.

"Hey, did you hear back from Tim?"
"No, he's a tech-vegan and uses a hacked Android phone that only supports 2G."

by Funkyfunkguy February 20, 2018

vegan brat

Vegans who have a tendency to boast about this one lifestyle choice they’ve made in a way which suggests they think it makes them morally superior to anyone who isn’t vegan.

'check your vegan brat', 'stop being a fucking vegan brat', 'you're turning into a vegan brat'

by Gollum's Bae July 6, 2016