bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020

Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

by TayBoop September 1, 2023

bed art

In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint

"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Bed Pretty

The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.

“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty”

by DonnyDerico January 16, 2022

sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.

I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.

by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022

Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019

weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)

Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people

by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017