'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
Are you taking the mouse??!!
by mrt3a April 23, 2011
The act of deficating.
by eapounderini September 08, 2010
When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'
Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick
Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick
Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit
by RIPSHITnBUST June 28, 2011
To take a piss.
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
From one colleague to another:
"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"
"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"
by Student54 November 23, 2015
It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.
by backotruck October 28, 2013
After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
I was taking it to the dump last night
by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015