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Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.
"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"
by Deke762 July 20, 2008
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Scott

The most handsome man to ever walk the face of planet earth, best described as GQ's Man of the Millennium Award. Usually being followed by a large group of infatuated women, though he takes no notice as he is focused on the woman he loves. Scotts love only once in a lifetime, and do not ever let their woman forget it by making sure to say it at least once a day. Scotts are kind, gentle, passionate, smart, funny, manly, sexy, honorable, loving, witty, fierce, warriors, stoic, noble, and every good word you could ever describe a man with. True Scotts are tall and strong and muscular. And I am the lucky girl that has a godly one.
Girl 1 "You have the most romantic, manly man ever created."

Girl 2 "He is a Scott."

Girl 1 "THAT explains everything."
by GothBarbie January 21, 2013
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Scottish

A bunch of Irish Warriors who got lost,and settled north of Hadrians Wall later assimilated lots of blue painted guys(Picts,not smurfs!)
There are two types of people in this world.
1. Scottish.
2. People who want to be.
by Wallace's pet flea August 18, 2006
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Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008
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Scott

Scott is the most amazing person I have ever met. He is caring, sweet, generous, and always available to help. He puts you before his own personal goals to make sure you are happy. He is one of a kind and I'm so happy that he is mine.
Me: I'm so totally in love with Scott.
by SMUgirl May 7, 2013
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scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.
John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.
by Anti February 4, 2005
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