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Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
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swamp swap

To trade something (typically a meaty engorged gator bait stick for a swampy gator snatch) for something else whether it be another object, money or something else. Also see gator swap meet.

Often a less than hygienic person that lives in Florida with low morals and of poor character, whom will do any sexual act ,steal, lie, etc. for gator snatch, with a preference of swampy smelly gator poutang.
Dean be salty he missed dat sweaty swamp swap last night, there was some mad ass gator poon tang going around.
by DatBitchRightHere November 7, 2022
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Swamp Bowl

A Swamp Bowl is made when ground up Cannabis is mixed with Cannabis Resin. It makes the Cannabis smoke longer. This is because the Dry Cannabis gets wet from the Resin. But, It makes a thick smoke. You will cough! And you will Really feel the Cannabis! It's name comes from the way it looks when mixed. It resembles something you would see in a Swamp.
by Miguel jomomma November 19, 2014
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swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease
Wow you have such swamp hair.
by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018
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Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.
in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.
by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020
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SWAMP LIP

It's like having a case of SWAMP ASS on your face: it's the effect of being required to wear a face mask/face covering during the COVID-19 pandemic for a prolonged period of time. The upper lip, cheek and chin area of a person's face becomes uncomfortably warm and saturated with perspiration and moisture from exhalation.
I have to take this damned mask off for a few minutes and wipe my face off because I've got a case of SWAMP LIP.
by Jakey the Snakey October 3, 2020
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swamp juice

Swamp juice is a metaphor for the appropriation of government spending, taxes and contract to special interests and individuals that grows the swamp. Also another name for political pork or pork barrel in politics
That new spending bill from congress is total swamp juice. All the same people get all the same money and the swamp grows.
by The Earth's Champion December 23, 2022
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