German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

by Matt September 26, 2003

Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity

"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"

by Porkey hog December 26, 2013

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

Bulgarian Surprise

Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut

Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill

Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise

by Brappington April 30, 2020

sunrise surprise

when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.

Thelma got a sunrise surprise when she woke up next to her boyfriend.

by fuzzyfats January 8, 2015

Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.

Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!

by Baby Box January 27, 2011