Surprise Shit

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Kronk Surprise

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020

Mung Surprise

When you place some of the leftover mung, from an earlier night's drunken activities in the cemetary, on to an unsuspecting target's food...such as a donut, sandwich, bagel w/ cream cheese, or pasta alfredo.

"Dude, when Rahul finds out there is mung in his curry he is going to flip out!"
"Thats why we don't tell him about his Mung Surprise."

by Newman July 26, 2008

Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.

Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!

by Baby Box January 27, 2011