Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.

At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.

by Torqueconstructionnoiselewith January 7, 2026

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010

bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010

paris stragem

used to describe someone who is irreplaceable; unlike others; one-of-a-kind; extraordinary; amazing.

Wow, you are so paris stragem. I'm so glad I know someone like you.

by dazingk August 23, 2011

Mama Stace

Mama Stace is the name of Stacey's mom, from the Fountains of Wayne song "Stacey's Mom." She is routinely banged and always admired by high school boys.

"Yo! You going to Mama Stace's house later?"
"Mama Stace has got it goin' on"

by Stacy's Dad January 15, 2015

Jessica Stacey

Beautiful, old gypsy soul, one of the guys, a chill and laid back chick. She is a very sexual beast, kinky and freaky in bed. Also she is a wonderful friend who doesn't mind to Chill with a blunt and a beer.

Jessica Stacey is an amazing, chill person

by Forevercumdumpster December 19, 2016