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bram stoker

by jeeeyuh December 23, 2006
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stokebrand

1. Stokebrand is a person that enjoys walking old people across the street. Essentially the word originated from Nebraska when a kindly young girl helped an old man walk across the street and avoid being cars. People became so "stoked" because there was still a "brand" of people out there willing to help others. So from that day forward the Stokebrands have slowly migrated out of Nebraska.

2. Another commonly used definition for Stokebrand is to define the hottest girl at a very small school.
Example for definition 1: On my way over i saw a stokebrand help a nice old lady across the street!

Example for definition 2: Dude, the stokebrand was looking pretty freakin good!
by Big Gunns April 14, 2008
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spreading the stoke

a nice phrase skateboard companies use instead of "marketing"

saying it automatically makes someone a kook.
company rep: yeah we're out here spreading the stoke and turning kids onto the sport
realist: yeah you're just taking advantage of impressionable kids and getting them to buy your boards with their parents money
by heartfullofnapalm December 5, 2011
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stoked

1. Verb: Past tense of "to stoke":
To feed or tend a furnace or fire.

2. Verb: Past tense of "to stoke": To eat a lot, often rapidly.

3. Adjective: Extremely happy and excited.
1. I stoked the fire for most of the night because everyone else was exhausted.

2. He stoked himself on Mama's good home cooking before returning to the mill for the 3rd shift.

3. "Man, I am so stoked; I aced that algebra test today and Karen actually smiled at me."
by Tony S. February 3, 2004
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SPOKES

slang for the stretch marks that form on the anus when one receives penetration excessively
you could see the spokes on her from taking it in the rear entrance
by morgan August 8, 2003
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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
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spokesbimbo

A spokesbimbo, similar to a spokesperson, is a woman whose beauty and/or breasts are used to help sell a product.
"Anna Nicole Smith was the spokesbimbo for Trimspa."
by bandcampgirl183 February 10, 2007
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