one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

stanley

Stanley is a BITCH

Stop being such a stanley dude

by stanluvr690916 April 14, 2019

stuttering stanley

Originally the name of the guy who shot Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense. He was angry because he was teased for his speech.

Now used to refer to a person who stammers when riled up.

-You're a jerk.
--I am, am, am, nNnNnot! I ha-ha-hate you.
-Whatever, stuttering stanley!

by Monsterofmidland December 25, 2007

spangle

Male masturbation (see wank)

"man, I gotta go take a spangle"

by Panq November 30, 2003

The Stanley Parable

A first person game that's liked by gay and mentally ill teenagers.

Teen: Hey, have you heard of The Stanley Parable?
Other Teen: yeah dude I love funny stannarrator ship hehe (totally bot toxic ship)

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

spanglette

A girl or woman, usually from London or its suburbs. She will not be seen out after 7pm unless wearing some visibility enhancing garment usually featuring some shiny bits. . . or spangles. She will have a very particular pronunciation of certain words, e.g. "cigarette" will be pronounced, "suggarut". If she has a significantly lower than average IQ, she may be known as a "Spanglette nmmm nmmm".

Hey - have you met James Whites missis. What a complete spanglette nmmmmmmmmmmm!

by the kokopelli October 14, 2009