Squeech

When a female or one who identifies as such performs an almost Super Human ability to Urinate in such a manor that no facility is needed. In fact while such persons are in upright position with one hand (Right or Left) proceeds to lift the clitoris vigorously in an up and down motion while urination is in progress dispersing like a sprinkler.

Hey can I use your bathroom?

It’s currently occupied friend . Sorry…
That’s ok homie I’ll step outback and take a squeech.

by Thundercunt#1 March 26, 2024

Squeeb

A person who is both utterly disgusting, (Literally or figuratively) and brain-rottingly stupid at the same time

"My landlord is such a squeeb."

by Jerry Jacobson March 28, 2024

Squeege

Someone who's really annoying, like the sound of your windshield wipers quickly squeeging in a heavy rain.

That dudes a squeege bro.
Don't mind her, she's the squeegest.
Nothing but squeeges as far as the eye can see.

by Snack Jackal March 29, 2024

Squeeglee

The emotion people experience when perceiving something as cute, such as a baby or puppy. The feeling you're having when you look at something cute and say, "Awwww."

Noun: "When a cat wears a hat, it fills me with squeeglee."

Verb: "I squeeglee that kitten."

by Peristeronic September 1, 2024

Squeejod

When you're trying to do something precise but it just comes out crooked.

I tried construction for the first time, but I put a brick in all squeejod and it made the whole thing unstable.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Squeege

Pretentious, egotistical gen-Z football player who has never looksmaxxed in his life.

I was going to go on a date with him last week, but he turned out to be kind of a squeege

by Crimwell November 28, 2024

squeeger

That random noise she makes in the middle of the night when you grab her by the pussy

Slipped a finger in my girl last night and she let put a squeeger.

by Nikamaye December 17, 2024