spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

spunkified

covered with spunk, or ejaculate.

Andy: Shit did you hear that dude ejaculated during a TSA pat down search.

Liz: Good. This TSA shit is ridiculous. I hope all the guards get spunkified.

by lizzynicz66 December 2, 2010

spunk gutter

A gutter fitted round beds in gay friendly hotels in Amsterdam to catch excess sperm.

I can't believe you booked us into the "Quentin" that place is so gay it has spunk gutters fitted.

by surrender monkey May 11, 2012

spunk in trunk

To spunk in ones trunk is simply another way off explaining ejaculation from a mans penis in the anus after climaxing during anal sex. The 'spunk' left in the anal canal after the anal sex has taken place is now classed as spunk in the trunk. A man wanting anal sex with a lady (or man) may say 'I would like to spunk in your trunk'

When a male reaches climax during anal sex and ejaculates. with either a woman or another man, this is deemed a Spunk in trunk moment

by lotsofloprabbits December 7, 2013

Spunk bucket

Nothing but a hole to shoot your load in

That tramps a ducking spunk bucket

by 2inchpower1minfun January 26, 2019

Spinks

Czech adaptation of "stonks" used as an expression to express fatigue and sleep mostly in situations where we don't want to do anything.

I don't want to do anything. I need to get some spinks.

Já to dělat nebudu radši si dám spinks.
Šel bych spát X *Dal bych spinks.*

by CZDefined October 22, 2020

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021