dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.

This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

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Spankography

Kind of porn designed for instant results(no frills but plenty of spills)when time is of the essence. No stories,not seductive disrobing just straight into it.

James was pleased to see the display of spankography at the Sperm Donors clinic.He knew not only would his balls be lighter but his pockets would be bulging.

by cpRtech July 18, 2007

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spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.

Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.

by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010

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Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

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Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013

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