Send the maid down for some mayonaise

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.

Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

Send

Smoking a joint/spliff or any form of weed by oneself or in a group, while maintaining secrecy of the activity of smoking pot. Used when the intention is to avoid making it obvious that the persons concerned are smoking weed, and not a cigarette. Just a subliminal way to say "let's smoke the joint"

Yo I just rolled a fattie. Let's send and eat dinner

by itsjustfeutball November 22, 2018

Send noodles

When you don’t want to be cringe so you say noodles instead of nudes

Send NOODLES plssss

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

send to ud

A button one has to click on when one wants to submit a definition to Urban Dictionary

Gay

1. Urban dictionary
2. 2 men having butt sex

(Send to UD)

by Monkeygrease July 21, 2008

Sending out the army

Slang for Masturbation

Hey bitch, get back here so i can start sending out the army!

by Lil Chute June 15, 2010

Send nudes day

Oct 24 is send send nudes day. Just ask someone if they want to send nudes with you or be freaky together. Only do it with someone close to you

James: wanna be freaky?
Makenzie: uh no
James: it’s send nudes day though

Makenzie: oh okay let’s do it then

by Eatingchicken3728 October 23, 2019

Slender Man

Slender Man is a forced meme created by the users of the Something Awful forums, and makes frequent appearances in the forum GBS. Some users act like Slender Man is the most terrifyingly horrific thing ever invented by the human mind, when he is really just a creepy version of Mister Fantastic of the Fantastic Four.

Oh God not the Slender Man, he's shown up in this thread too!

by emoltra July 5, 2010