While playing football with her brothers / boyfriends, Carla took a hard kick to the southern twang.
by OtherCarla May 25, 2018
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1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Southern Bandit.
2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
by Johnny 55 February 19, 2011
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Northern saliva being your spit from thy mouth and southern saliva being gravy from the penal region
Concerning Mono: You can catch Mono from your significant other during northern saliva trading but during southern saliva exchange, the disease is non transferable.
by Bean Cellar March 17, 2011
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Get the Southern chainsaw mug.when you strech a girls pussy and dips your sack in it when shes having her period then wipe it on her face
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by sam and nick April 24, 2008
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This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"
by JohnGabriel June 26, 2016
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I knew this guy, he was a real southern boy. I told him to give me a call when he had his life together. Last I heard he went to Minneapolis to become a welder. I wonder if he'll ever settle down with anybody.
by time_helmet January 12, 2008
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