knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

Social Media Diarrhea

or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.

Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!

by TruthTeller1629 July 14, 2011

sockblock

to prevent a male from masturbating.

I wanted to jerk it to the new Playboy, but my mom kept sockblocking me! :D

by :D'smom September 11, 2010

meat socket

whore; loose woman who is only useful for her stench trench.life support system for a pussy.

She is nothing but a cheap meat socket.

by mersh923 May 5, 2006

wog socket

A female who only allows black men to to have sexual activity with her.

'wow look at that hot girl over there'
'dont even bother son, your not black and she's a total wog socket'

by rowan B the bad young brother July 16, 2006

soccer thighs

When a girl thighs are thick, but not fat. Also make for great cusioning during intercourse. This is usually how they are best identified. Most girls that have these have a relativley bigger than average figure yet their weight is proportional to their height and are not fat. Other girls that have these are just chubby chicks, but not too chubby, because thats when you get into cottage chese thighs. And of course last but not least, a girl who plays soccer will have these thighs, and damn they will be sexy. See Also thick thighs.

That girl has soccer thighs, I could tell once her pants were down.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005