Smoke em if you got em 

When there is an unavoidable delay in an activity, some people will say "smoke 'em if you got 'em" as a way of saying "this is going to take a while to fix, so you might as well do something other than just wait (like taking a smoke break)".

After Joe's car broke down on the deserted country road, he called a tow truck and told his passengers "Smoke em if you got em".

Smoke em if you got em by hogarth June 14, 2006

smoke a fruit 

A gangster's way of saying that they're going to shoot a gay guy.

"Damn Jamal, deez gays are pissin' me off. If I see one more scarf, I'm gonna smoke a fruit."

smoke a fruit by Big Ol' Balls April 14, 2008

poser smoker 

someone who will say that they smoke (weed or cigs) and will allways talk about it and say that they smoke. They will actually bring some to school or whaere ever and tell every body that they have it,because no one who actually smokes will be such a dumbass to bring weed to school. They will also come to school pretend "high". You can tell by what they call weed or bowls, becase a poser smoker will call a bowl a pipe and/or weed dope.

"Hey Billy I got some dope"
"It's called weed dumbass"
"Well, look at my new pipe"
"Whatever fagot your the biggest poser smoker ever"

poser smoker by muffinman8793 May 14, 2009

Head Smoke 

A dealers private stash of bud used for smoking with friends or for himself

Mike: How much bud did you pick up this weekend?
Max: Just a QP and then a oz for my head smoke

Head Smoke by nashnash April 2, 2006

catch smoke 

Trynna to get shot or die

If this Nigga doesn't stop talkin shit he's gon catch smoke

catch smoke by Yo gotti May 30, 2017

national smoke out day 

April, 20th. 4/20
A day when stoners celebrate.
Most skip school or work in celebration of the holiday.

It is on April 20th because it's on 4/20. The stoner code.

Tomorrows National Smoke Out Day. Who is skipping school with me to go smoke out in the shaft down the street?

national smoke out day by HP Morton May 30, 2005

Smoke Meth Hail Satan 

An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan". The saying was made popular by clothing brand Anchorsand producing t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.

The idiom was created by close friend of the brand and releases in 2012 short after his decease.

Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"

George: "Smoke Meth Hail Satan."

Smoke Meth Hail Satan by God Less America September 15, 2014