scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.

My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude

by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019

scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

smathering

To demolish someone’s definition of a word.

I just put a smathering on your definition, Larry!

by Tifficent December 6, 2019

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019

Smaster

A nice guy who will stick up for his best friend and is loyal to there sibling and shares a special hearing power as well as his loyalty. He can also be a good person and never do anything wrong. When he is older they will live the best life. He gives you a good sense of humour with his memes. Overall he is a good guy

Smaster is a good person

by Madman172717828181 December 25, 2019

Satterfield

To be a Satterfield you have to be a complete and total moron. Typically you cannot be a high school graduate. MLM are you favorite job so you can lay around on a fart saturated couch looking for a new dick to impregnate you. You’ll want to lie about who your baby daddy is as well. And most often your hair needs to be dyed badly but almost never is because you have no real job.

That girl has so many kids and not a single one has the same dad. Must be a Satterfield.

Did you hear about the girl who had Instagram followers host a baby shower for her and then she sold all the stuff?! She has to be a Satterfield.

That bitch looks like Michael Jackson! Definitely a SATTERFIELD.

She’s in her 20s with no driver’s license. What a Satterfield thing to do.

by Slutterfield January 7, 2020