smarterchild

The most irotating pile of shit that was ever made!!! Anyone who is successful breaking it by saying things which are WAY WAY WAY to confuseing for it to understand should be rewarded very nicely!!! :D :D :D

SmarterChild + conversation = suicide!!!

by shaun gardner July 26, 2006

Street smart

Absolute nonsense idiots use to feel better about themselves, or to brag when in reality they have literally nothing going on.
Used in place of actual logic or as the idiots using this teen call it "book smarts".

Idiot: hey that guy got an A on the test.
Person: yeah i heard that guy is actually really smart
Idiot: well book smarts don't mean anything in the real world, i have Street smarts... By the way this lemon is really sour, that's surprising.

by word adveruter April 6, 2017

SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).

OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?

by Varter April 20, 2004

smart casual

attaire that can be worn to an art opening or to a sports bar.

Q: How should i dress for this event tonight?
A: I don't know, how about smart casual.

by Rachel Ernst February 21, 2006

smartastic

Someone who is a smart ass or sarcastic. If you're around people you're hesitant to say the word ass in front of, yet want to call someone a smart ass, this is the perfect solution.

Sally: "Nothing is worse than someone waking you up from an awesome dream!"
Jesse: "Really? Not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?"
Sally: "Don't be smartastic, you know what I'm saying."

by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010

Smart Smart Smit

Art Art Smit's brother; not as well-to-do, but tries to claim he is smarter because he is older.

See also Snart Snart Smit.

"There's Art Art Smit and Smart Smart Smit, maybe you can be Snart Snart Smit!"

by looch May 11, 2003

Smart balls

A kinky sex toy, that is inserted in the ass or the vaginal area.

yo chris can I borrow some smart balls I goig to have an erotic night with my girlfriends sister

by yo momma hoeeeeee March 5, 2009