She sells seashells on a seashore

This is the lyrics of the Popular meme "Luigi sells sea shells." Orginated from "Renn - Money game part 2."

She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

by Pumpkin man2 October 27, 2021

Your selling

Your selling means like messing up or saying something your not supposed to

Man 1: your SELLING brooo

by sammey_ce June 5, 2023

Bots To Sell

Bots To Sell. Also known as BTS, a group that uses bots to achieve chart success. They are d()g eaters that pay for success For example. If you make a tweet that includes anything BTS-related. You get so many likes in seconds.

Who is Bots To Sell?

BTS: Us!!!!

by arigaga October 19, 2020

Sellers

This little padowan has the sexual stamina of a whale. After a stressing day at college, he goes home for a power wank with vaseline handy. He uses pictures of a girl he once met at a bonfire to keep him 'stood to attention'. He also visits the world of warcraft to engage in conversation with milfs and gays alike, both giving im tips on how to reach new levels of sensation, one being sticking his finger up his anus as he reaches climax.

guy 1: hey sellers, what are you doing after college
sellers: im going home to experiment with myself

naveed: i can flilm it and put it on a disk for you
sellers: many thanks, that would be great, then we can play diablo III together

by conrooy November 28, 2010

Taco Shell

A sexually promiscuous woman who akin to a taco, gets filled out with meat and cream on a regular basis.

Mr. Hat is always on the prowl for those DTC Taco Shells.

by The Macstablishment May 4, 2008

Sellers

Someone who is extremely annoying because all they do is complain about everything all the time.

Guy 1: Where is Joe at?

Guy 2: Who cares, who wants to hang out with a sellers anyway?

by Richard Pumpernickel December 23, 2009

shell

a unix based account, on another computer where you can run various other things that are not on your pc

these are the types of things that can be run from a shell. Eggdrops,ircd's,BNC's etc there are more things such as Bitch-x

by PkDragonPk October 3, 2007