Simpson

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.
“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”
by Shrader1234 August 23, 2021
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simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020
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bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.
by Black the Ripper November 23, 2015
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Abraham Simpson

he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111
hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn

no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson
by epicman77 August 18, 2023
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mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch
mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
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Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.
Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."
by odddozen June 22, 2021
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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
by QuacksO March 30, 2017
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