Simorale

Combination of two Spanish Slang words, Simon and Orale. Basic definition , "Hell Yeah". Word Coined by Humboldt State University students Sloth and Cristobal ( 2 cabrones of no use)

Sloth: "Ayy cabron, I just bought 5 pairs of USA socks at the swap meet for $1!"

Cristobal: "SIMORALE!!!!!"

by SLoth & Cristobal December 10, 2009

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

Simon lewis

A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.

Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!

by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018

simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

simpiest

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

by thoughtty August 4, 2020

SimpTard

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

Simpin’

The guy who always make sure his girlfriends needs come before his own. He says he does it because he likes to make her happy, but everybody knows he’s just simpin...

“Has anyone heard from Caleb today?”
“Nah man he’s simpin’...”

by laZboi182 May 22, 2020